It is
customary in a school set up to intellectually debate over what has been
written in black and white viz. personal letters, official letters, notices
both formal and informal etc. And there are a handful of teachers who actually
specialize in language teaching. I am no exception. That’s right I teach
English for my living. I do not claim either implicitly or explicitly that I am
the all-knowing saint in English. Reader’s discretion is advised! I do enjoy
teaching English and there are some senior students who like me have a passion
for writing.
One in
particular, our bell captain writes beautiful verses on love. I call him Tshering
Keats Tobgay after the romantic John Keats.
Fridays are
grammar days and after teaching children the word ‘Sizzling’ with its root word
“Sizzle” and after all the obvious input on this word, I asked my class to
mentally construct a sentence using the word. 0f the 28 sentences I listened to,
one in particular made me ‘laugh my heads off’. The genius in the front told
me, “My aunty is sizzling”. He came to my school from a remote school and I am
definitely sure that he didn’t mean to say that. I asked “Where is your aunty
now?” and to this he said, “Yuekha (village)”. I had to re-teach the word
‘sizzle’ again.
Some days
ago, I watched a humorous video on youtube about an English teacher who scolds
his class for not greeting him. He says, “Teacher enter. No notice. Full
insult” in a typical questioning Indian accent.
Likewise the news reader of TV’s and radios especially ours have much
to learn. I sometimes feel they didn’t do their home work well. So, my mantra
for getting rid of speaking and writing badly is to read. Just read! Otherwise
we will choose to believe; ‘English might be the most widespread language in
the world but there’s still no ham in hamburger, no egg in eggplant and neither
pine nor apple in pineapple’ and left out of time.
English has
all the features and attributes to make it a universal language, with its own
complexity and uniqueness. Lets us not add to it our own version of linguistic
jargons as our children already have indigestion with grammar. We cannot afford
to say MY WORDS MY WISH, whether or not if its right in the literal sense.
Good day
folks!
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